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Have you ever noticed that whenever you are walking around and you smell a strong scent of perfume it’s always a plus sized women? I’m not talking about the kind of perfume where you are like “Mmmm yum that smells pleasant!” I’m talking about the kind of perfume that not only engulfs your nose but goes down you’re fucking throat! It begins choking you to death with its Nuclear strong eroma.

I can’t figure out a reason why plus sized women wear such strong smelling perfume but for goodness sakes, please stop! I get headaches, my throat hurts and my nose burns from it. OK, so it doesn’t smell like sweaty armpits or fungi feet, but I’m almost prefer those local scents. If you’re looking for a way to piss me off, douse yourself with extreme perfume.

The question goes out to my plus sized women or maybe a man who has dated a plus sized woman: Why do you/they wear such intensely smelling perfume?

Men and non-heavy wearing perfume women lets unite and put an end to this societal problem with your help WE can make a difference!

gregg

It’s really a simple question and sometimes people have some really great names. My iPod’s current name is “Greggpod”. Pretty creative eh? In the past I’ve used such names as “Mr. Bubbas” & “Gregg O’Connell’s iPod”

Sooooo what’s your iPod’s name? Share some love.

Gregg

I was born on March 6, 1980.

Yes I recorded this ..like my laugh?

Where have I been? Fucking A where’ve you been!??! A lot has transpired since the last time I blogged. Lets start off with the biggest and best thing to have happened to me. I am now the proud owner of an Apple Macbook. How did I get it? Well I got some Apple Giftcards which helped and the “handshaking” didn’t hurt either. I feel so trendy and cool now with my Macbook. I feel like I need to get a Prius and start using and consuming all natural organic products. You know what I just found out about microwave popcorn? Well I’ll tell you! The butter that is used in the microwave popcorn causes lung cancer. Workers and consumers that have been around it or consumed it for many years have developed lung cancer from it! Crazy huh?! This little story goes hand and hand with my wanting to consume and use all natural products! Next time you buy microwave popcorn make sure its some all natural hippy name brand!

For Christmas I went up to the Bay Area and celebrated Christmas with my girlfriend and her family. We visited a few towns up there and my favorite this time had to be Los Gatos, CA. The trees, the shops, the people. I absolutely love it up there. Plus I saw like 30,000 Toyota Prius’. Everyone up there is so youthful and full of organic products.

Enjoy the bad sweater photos

do you really want to fuck with this thug?

For the last couple of weeks an impostor “Gregg O’Connell” or as they call themselves “greg oconnell” has been infiltrating my blog with lame ass comments and non witty remarks. Here’s a sample of some of the said comments

“Hell yeah! Pass me that keystone baby… and some of that buddha too! (wink wink) If you catch my drift. You know buddha was a man of HiGh MoRaLs!!~!~!! :p

-the REAL Greg O’Connell”

“hell yeah! in the name of boobs, sure! Ive been reading your blog, and its hilarious! ESPECIALLY your replies to those commenters!”

It seems the “plastic gregg o’connell” likes to say “hell yeah” which are two words I wouldn’t be caught dead saying unless of course I WERE THE FAKE GREG OCONNELL!!!

Here’s some facts we know about the fake “greg oconnell”

their internet service provider is “Charter Communications” and they live in or nearby Athens, GA. Their IP address gives me this information. I live in San Diego, CA and my internet service provider is Time Warner aka Road Runner.

I’d love to call up Robert Stack (if he weren’t dead) from Unsolved Mysterious or even John Walsh from America’s Most Wanted to solve the mystery of the fake greg oconnell. Since both of those men won’t answer my phone calls for obvious reasons I will therefore beg for you my audience to help me out or even the fake greg oconnell. If he or she will give us a clue or two of who they are really are. Also why do you feel the need to be me besides the fact of how awesomely unordinary I am.

THE REAL MUTHAFUCKIN’ GREGG O’CONNELL!

I just got an email from the man they call “Cram”. Well he asked a favor of me and I feel like helping him out a little especially since its for boobies and who doesn’t love big fake boobs?! Read his email below and please vote.

The website is www.btls.com The contest is The 12 Boobs of Christmas. basically you have to click on the 12 Boobs and then vote for Stephanie. The exact link for her is http://www.btls.com/12boobs/ranking.php?pid=128. Vote her a 10 and then vote the next person a 1. Press the back arrow and repeat over and over and over. The more 10 votes she gets the better her score will improve. I know you had this done before for blogger idol.

I had this weird dream last night about Yoshi. If you forget who Yoshi is, he is my 1 year old Mini-Schnauzer dog. In the dream I was in some house that wasn’t mine in real life but was in the dream. Anyways, Emily (my gf) & I were washing dishes in the sink (haha this is definitely a dream cause I NEVER do the wishes) and looking out the window when something caught our attention. What do we see but my little schnauzer man Yoshi on top of the neighbors roof walking around it. Now I realize that dogs can’t climb on top of houses, but Yoshi can in my dreams. I was scared for his little life. I was freaking out that he would fall off the roof and die. I ended running outside after a couple of times of seeing him on the roof then jumping down somewhere that I couldn’t see. I saw him on the roof once last time and ran outside so that he could jump in my arms. He jumps down alright but lands right next to me safe and sound. I was so worried. I thought he was a goner for sure! Thank goodness dreams aren’t real and that dogs can’t climb things.

Damn you Mr.Sandman for frightening me so much!

Gregg

There’s really only one thing I want. An Apple Giftcard. Sure I asked for the same thing last year but when it came time to using them instead of trying and getting a Macbook I ended up buying an iPod Touch. This time without any shadows or doubts I AM I AM I AM getting an Apple Macbook.

If you’re getting me an Christmas present which if you are reading this then you most likely are then you can get me an Apple Giftcard of any denomination. Like those infomercials for starving kids say “Every little bit helps”.

Apple Giftcard

If you need my address greggoconnell at gmail dot comjust email a brotha!

Merry Christmas,
Gregg

Eating fresh out of the oven white turkey meat with gravy all over it. The gravy that is made with the giblets is freaking nasty! Giblets are nasty! EWWW OHHH EWWWW!

Homemade mashed potatoes with butter and gravy drenched all over them. Mmmmm I really need a chef once I become famous so that I can have homemade food all year round instead of going to Mimi’s for it!

Canned Jellied Cranberry Sauce. This is one of the most underrated side dishes on the table for Thanksgiving. It’s one of my personal favorites. I could eat a whole can of cranberry with turkey and stuffing all day.

Now onto my favorite favorite side dish of all-time. I could literally eat this everyday with anything: Stuffing! Stuffing is so delicious it makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Stuffing is good in sandwiches, as a side dish or just as a main course!

Happy Fuckin’ Thanksgiving, You Turkey Necks!

Gregg

Our CD Release party is Friday November 16 and our new CD is only $5 due to the special occasion! Come support us and buy our new CD “Wicked Smart”

Make sure to buy our album on iTunes
or on CD at CDBaby.com

Creamy Butter Beer

Cape Cod Pizza from Brockton, MA

$5,000 cash in my bank account so I can feel safe from the skeletons in my closet…

Breakfast Burrito…yum!

To be a Rawkstar instead of a processor.

To be a golden God.

To be able to fly over rooftops with my friends like Peter Pan

To be a pillar of the community

To be in bed right now sleeping with my puppies.

I’m finally moved out of my old place and into my new apartment. When I first knew I was moving out it seemed like I had so much time to go before I was out. Then out of nowhere I had to leave my home of 3 years and go to a new unknown paradise. OK enough of the sappy shit and onto the good gooey shit!

My new place is kind of cool, and kind of strict! Lets start off with the bad stuff and end on a high note. This place has more rules than an elementary school. You can’t put certain things on your deck like we pt up this bamboo wall and the next day we had a letter on our door informing us we need to take it down. These are the kind of rules where you want to just keep fucking with them to make their life a living hell. Fuck authority! haha I’m crazy!!! There’s not really any extra parking. We get 2 parking spots but we have 3 cars. Street parking sucks more than a 16 year old girl!

The good? There isn’t any..ha ha OK I kid I kid! The best thing….I have a freaking heat lamp on the ceiling of my bathroom to keep my little white body warm when I get out of the shower or when my bum gets all wet from pooping in the toilet. I have air conditioning, washer and dryer, dish washer & a much bigger place!

Whens the party? Soon! Do you want to come?

gregg

P.S. I’m tired thats why this was short and never very sweet.
sleepy gregg

I grew up and lived in Massachusetts for 24 years of my life and never have I seen such destruction to property than I have with these fires going on here in San Diego. I am fine, my house is fine and so are all my friends. The fires are about 15-20 miles from my house and 10 miles from where I work. I can smell smoke and see smoke in the air around my house. Where I work the air is so thick with smoke that is hard to breathe. I had a headache, dry eyes and throat and couldn’t breathe very well all day yesterday. In the building it smelled like old cigarettes. You know when someones been smoking in a room and leaves their cigarette butts in there then closes the door? Well imagine that smell all day in an entire building…YUM!

You can track the fire here

Yes, I’m alive!
Yes, I’m ok except for the occasional headache, dry nose and throat..
Yes you can send me donations if you are worried about me to my paypal address LazyGregg@yahoo.com

love
gregg