Caffeine Free Mountain Dew
I started my journey to find caffeine free Mountain Dew after someone on a message board said there was such a thing. I've searched far and wide for the holy grail of "caffeine free soda" to no avail. I've called grocery stores and online stores and they don't know of such a product. I called Pepsi to ask them of its where abouts and they said they don't know what stores its in. That to me sounds like bullshit to whatever. I do know it exists b/c one look at the photo in this entry and two people on message boards have had it. Help me find it God, Help me soon!
I need to quench my caffeine free mouth with that sweet citrus sugary taste! You may be asking why I want caffeine free Mountain Dew and not the regular Mountain Dew? Well I stopped drinking caffeinated products about 2 years ago because caffeine is something I don't need in my diet. I eat bad enough so why not cut the caffeine out so that my heart beats at a normal pace at all times. : )
If you can get me Caffeine Free Mountain Dew or know where I can get it post a comment here.
The Decaffeinated Gregg

I'm probably a bigger dork and/or a better person, but I tried to look up the answer for you. Apparently, it can only be found in the Midwest, southern East Coast, and Canada. Sorry, amigo.
Posted by Amrita | September 15, 2005 7:52 AM
Ya I saw that. I'm hoping someone from one of those areas will hook me up and mail me some Dew!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 15, 2005 9:40 PM
Mountain Dew is nasty. Drink some Bud Light or something.
Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2005 10:06 AM
you should drink milk and take your vitamins! I'll continue to be a true proud person behind my walls of insecurities!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 17, 2005 8:55 PM
I do live in the midwest and they do have caffeine free Mountain Dew at the grocery store right down the street from my house. So far, I have only been able to find it in 12-oz cans. If you still want some, email me and we'll work something out...cjajtaylor@yahoo.com.
Julia
Posted by Anonymous | June 15, 2006 8:17 PM
Julia hook a brotha up! email me gregg@greggoconnell.com
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | June 16, 2006 6:04 AM