Whole Alotta Asians
First off I'm not a racist and this is not a racist post just more of statement - so fuckin' booyah to you. California like almost everyone has heard or seen first hand has A LOT OF ASIANS! Now this isn't a bad thing in fact the Asians I have met are very driven, smart, ambitious and they like rice in every meal! They also like eating lots of nasty ass seafood and chicken (white or yucky dark meat) The reason for me posting my short essay on Asians in California is because I'm so bored of looking at Asian women! Sure they generally take care of themselves and are pretty BUT there's so many of them I'm so fuckin' bored of looking at them. They are over populating all other races of woman. I LOVE SEEING A PRETTY GIRL but since all I see pretty much is Asian woman I've become bored of woman and I'm thinking of starting to maybe have sex with a man...haha j/k about the man part :P
When I do see a pretty girl it's like "Holy Shit LOOK it's a fine ass girl and she's not Asian!!!" Don't get me wrong here I'm not looking for a girlfriend I just like to look..you know me like I know you so we both know each other pretty well...did that make sense to you? Good!
In conclusion I DO LIKE ASIAN PEOPLE, I DO FIND ASIAN GIRLS ATTRACTIVE, I ALSO LIKE RICE, I ALSO LIKE CHICKEN (WHITE MEAT ONLY)...Oh ya The white girls I meet have either wanted to party or do party way too much, are crazy or are nasssssttttyyyyyyy!
Loving The Human Race,
Gregg
UH UH? UH? Not sure what to tell you. UH?
Posted by Anonymous | December 07, 2005 8:39 PM
tell me its gonna stop
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 07, 2005 9:29 PM
Dear Gregg,
Move back to Boston.
Love, Esther.
PS. It's true. That's why I refuse to move to Cali anymore. I'd fucking fade into the background.
Posted by esther | December 07, 2005 10:26 PM
we don't want u to fade away. we want you to stick out like a big bum
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 07, 2005 11:27 PM
or you can move to Chicago:)
us girls here are pretty down to Earth... plux the music scene rules!
xoxoxox miss ya!
Posted by Anonymous | December 08, 2005 5:08 AM
U R racist!!
Posted by Anonymous | December 08, 2005 2:01 PM
UR AN ASSHOLE
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 08, 2005 2:35 PM
Chicago would hate me! I'm way to east coast and I'm super picky! I pick my nose 24/7! do they dig that?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 08, 2005 5:38 PM
gregg can you have one post without gay innuendos. I mean I'm even starting to wonder myself. Soon you'll have to prove to me that you are really into chicks.
P.S I am not asian
Posted by Darlisha | December 11, 2005 1:02 AM
Darlisha: gay innuendos are my ticket to the top of the blog/comedy chain. If I lose that I'm fucked!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 11, 2005 8:21 AM
You tell'em Greg!
Posted by SesMan | December 12, 2005 12:02 PM
BOOYAH TOLD THEM!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2005 8:53 PM
east coast person in chicago.. fine.
nose picker.. even better.
Posted by gabs | December 13, 2005 10:50 PM
Can people from the east coast survive in Chicago? I don't think the air is the same cause those people in Chicago have some weird accents going on!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 14, 2005 7:54 AM
You're totally outta control. Is that Michelle? If so tell her HI!
Posted by Coleen | December 14, 2005 5:51 PM
no thats my new black girlfriend of course its michelle haha
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 14, 2005 6:03 PM
If you want yourself a White girl, you'd better hit Borders or Barnes and Nobles. Cause PB Bar and Grill will only get you the wild ones...drinkers, party-ers and that sort....pick one that can at least read something other than tabloid magazines. Lyrical Terrorists.
Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2005 7:51 AM
the thing is i can read but i dont read books...i need myself a laptop so i can wifi out at the book store...a laptop will be my next investment so i can just sit on the net all day and wait for girls to walk by so i can talk to them.
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 18, 2005 8:00 AM