I Smell Like Glue
I don't smell like glue 24/7 but I guess do when I sweat according to Emily. I can kind of see it well smell the relation of my summertime sweat to glue. The thing is no one ever before Emily said I smell like glue when I sweat.Is it natural to smell like glue? I looked up the origins of glue and here is what Wikipedia says;
"Historically, glue only refers to protein colloids prepared from animal tissues. The meaning has been extended to any type of glue-like substances that are used to attach one material to another."
Animal tissue? I smell like pieces of animal?!?! haha that's Fuckin' gross!
The summertime swetas me up big time with its warm days & hot strong sun. I can go from taking a cold shower (to kill my erection obviously) to instantly beginning to sweat 5 minutes later. I can mask my armpits with deodorant. As for the rest of my body I only occasionally use cologne (Happy by Clinque) so the glue smell comes off my glistening hot drenched sweaty body. I guess I could get Axe which is a body deodorant spray but it smells like a rip off cologne or musky. Who wants to smell like musk ewwww that's old man smell and I'm only 26. I might as well start using Old Spice as my cologne & Brut as my aftershave.
I'll just wait for the summer to be over. Hell its not so bad its only 55 more days of smelling like glue.
Here's to a Sucker Free Sunday,
gso
Smelling like glue is much better than smelling like chicken noodle soup and onions, which is how some people smell when they sweat. Now that shit is just gross!
Posted by Darlisha | August 02, 2006 8:32 PM
dude thats disgusting! chicken noodle soup and onions!?!??! haha ewwwww.. that should come out as a cologne from CK.
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | August 03, 2006 5:34 AM