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I've lived in San Diego for almost 2 years and I haven't felt one damn earthquake! I thought California was the land of earthquakes, sun & beautiful people. Well it's definitely sunny and has a lot of purrrty people but earthquakes are non-existent.

I would be pretty scared if one those monster earthquakes happened. I remember watching television as a little tike and hearing about all these crazy death causing earthquakes. Then when I got older I started watching those Discovery shows where they show the destruction of an earthquake. I also started seeing more of those "end of the world" shows on Sunday nights on like ABC where they were like "California will have an earthquake with such magnitude that tidal waves and tsunami's will occur and everyone will die. At the time I was like a 12 year old kid and I'm like fucking A "I'm never ever going to California I don't wanna die!!!"

Even though I heard earthquakes were going to happen as I got older I cared less and less. Now I'm here and I haven't felt one freaking earthquake. I think they are California's way of trying to control over population. I know first hand that California is overpopulated. It's like everyone lives in the same area. There is tons of open land but everyone wants to live near the ocean.

California should put a PSA out to the rest of the country promoting the dessert & mountain areas. "Come to California and live in the dessert. Catch rattlesnakes, coyotes & a bad sunburn" or they could use the opposite "Come move to California and sit in 3 hours of traffic everyday & bask in our never ending attempts of finding a parking spot at Target on a Monday morning. All of this can be yours and 2 bedroom condo for just $600,000!"

I'm calling California out give me a fucking earthquake already!!!
just don't kill me with it...please

gso