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My friend we'll call her "Ashante" yes a real life friend not one of those creepy "cyber friends" was telling me how she has this friend who is gay. Well she asked her gay male friend while he was heavily intoxicated with booze and electrolytes if he was a pitcher or catcher. He replied pitcher because there is no way that he could wear one of those "ass plugs" all day. My friend "Ashante" was like "what?!?!?!" He goes onto to tell her that most gay men wear "ass plugs" in their bungholes all day to make it wide for passionate evenings of homoeroticism.

Imagine walking around all day with some thing stuck up your ass. I can't even imagine some dude getting on top of me and having his way with my inner being let alone having an "ass plug" shoved up my ass like it's nothing odd.

I also asked "Ashante" since he isn't a catcher then how does his better half get off. "Ashante" with all her black spirit said that he pleasures his male counterparts with hand dukies and oral kindness. I thought to myself wow I could never live like that. That's like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without the peanut butter and jelly. It's also like drinking water but later finding out later that it was tap water and not delicious mountain spring water.

From one gay straight guy to all gay males that only get to catch I feel for you dudes. You can see the sun but you don't get to bask in all those cancerous rays. Good day and God Bless you all!

gso