My name is Gregg!!!
I was born on March 6, 1980. I was born Gregory Shane O'Connell. I was named after a boyfriend my mom had from when she was a teenager I believe.
I've always introduced myself as Gregg. I used to spell my name with one lonely g "Greg". Sometime while I was in 3rd grade I saw somewhere my name spelt "Gregg" I thought to myself "Fuckin A that's an awesome way to spell my name. Not only does it add weight and looks to the spelling but it's still pronounced the same way." When I spell Gregory I only use one "g"
Now Gregg isn't a hard name to pronounce, spell or remember. I don't remember how many times I've introduced myself and said "Hi, my names Gregg" and the other person will be like "oh hi Craig, nice to meet you."
I had this job at a nursing home in the kitchen when I was 16. The cook who was the supervisor name was Ron. He's a "holy roller" aka Jehovah witness. I worked there for 2 years and he would continually call me "Gary" haha now gimme a fuckin break Nel Carter my name sounds nothing like Gary. Stop going door to door and preaching and just listen to my name!!!
This brings me up to yesterday when I placed an order at Pickup Stix. It was a white guy that took my order and at the end of it he asks my name I tell him Gregg and he goes "Ed?" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now this is why you work at Pickup Stix dude. No my name is "Greggggggggggggggg!!!!!" Ok got it! Your order will be ready in 10 minutes. So Emily & I go down to pick up the food and we cash out (well Em cashes us out) and Emily is like look at the name on the order "CRAIG" FUCK!!!! again?!?!?!
On a quick side note my buddy the Dirty Captain has a girl that's a friend who visits my website and that's the only way she knows me. She types in www.greggoconnell.com everyday to visit. Well in an email to him she plainly and clearly spells out "CRAIG" speaking about me. Now that's just plain retarded. I'm seriously thinking of buying craigoconnell.com.
Thanks mom for naming me after your exbf!!!
gso
I have the quote to prove it..."Anyway, I'll write a comment on Craig's website tomorrow, but you can inform him in the meantime that I read his daily journals and some I find very helpful tips of life. "
haha. wtf. The whole world is against you my man. Your like Jim Carrey in the Truman show...
Posted by dc1904 | September 10, 2006 8:53 PM
Hi Craig! I love your site!
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 4:14 AM
captain: its like living in glass bubble and everyones watching my every move
dirty: i love your site to RSM!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 4:30 AM
Do you have to mention me every day? I mean, I know you're in love with me, but it gets kind of creepy, dude.
And what exactly does "I love your site to RSM" mean anyway? I don't speak Freak, sorry.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 8:41 AM
RSM: Dirty and I have a running joke between each other. We both think you're an egomaniac that doesn't admit it. So if she teases me about something I call her RSM in defense.
II'm creepy, sexy, cool
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 8:45 AM
Hey Craig,
Why did you use the same picture as your second to last post... It's only been 10 days into Sept and you are already getting lazy???
Posted by Erica Putis | September 11, 2006 10:03 AM
ok i fixed the photo. i didnt even realize i did that :(
i'm blogging so much i'm losing my mind
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 10:15 AM
I forgive you...it is hard to be awesomely attractive...I know.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 10:27 AM
You are trying way too hard on RSM's website comments. It's kinda queer. Just sayin' Haha... Just kidding - I don't like that sayin'.
Posted by Erica Putis | September 11, 2006 11:09 AM
I'm trying too hard? im not even doing anything.
i just want them to admit stuff over there..
ya alot of people on the net use "just sayin" weird???
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 11:12 AM
When two complete strangers talk about me outside of my site (which? kinda sad), how could I NOT be the egomaniac you claim me to be?
What I find hysterical is how other bloggers can post pictures of themselves (ummm, YOU) and someone like "Dirty" can do the same exact live blogging post that I did 2 weeks ago, but I'M the egomaniac. Right.
Bitterness is pretty easy to detect. Just sayin'.
Get over me (I know it's hard but you really can do it!). It's old already.
-She who invented JUST SAYIN' and looooooooves sayin' it.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 12:37 PM
RSM - I know I'm an egomaniac. I've never said I wasn't. Search my site and you'll find plenty of enteries showing you that I am.
You are very contrived. Everything is thought out but its acted out like its not. Just admit you're an egomaniac thats all i ask.
I'll be done with it all.
oh and umm please tell (b/c they are all followers without thoughts for themselves) your readers that they are all suck ups.
:)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 12:41 PM
Well - I'm not a compleat stranger - Gregg used to be in my band and believe me he is the biggest egomaniac there is. He just likes to rile people up. It fuels his fire.
Posted by Erica Putis | September 11, 2006 12:52 PM
and we used to have a flame that was unstoppable until it stopped
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 1:00 PM
Erica, I wasn't referring to you.
Gregg, I think I know myself a tad better than you do. I'm not an egomaniac. I AM vain, and I've said that at least 1,000 times on my site - that's no secret. But egomaniac? That's, ummmmm, psychotic. Much like you.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 2:16 PM
RSM...
I don't know where to begin. The "live blog" if you would've read was not what I did...I did the meme from over at paper napkin...a very good blog...therefore, it had nothing to do with you. Also, I didn't go through my closet to show all the artifacts from my past and I took care of my kids and fed them more than dinner...sheesh.
I am very into myself...duh. I don't need to post a picture and say "this is another bad one" to fish for compliments...sheesh again!
As for Just sayin'...I read that somewhere far before you by someone far more witty...just sayin'
Lastly...this is immature...high school was years ago and what I talk about in Email is my business.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 2:26 PM
You simply can't put your life out over the internet and not expect people to form oppinions...just sayin'
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 2:28 PM
damn i love cat fights on my website.
let me get this straight
RSM isn't an egomaniac she is vain..hmmmm
and
Dirty didn't copy RSM's live blogging she copied someone else.
you must both really hate me? just sayin'....
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 3:16 PM
I love when people talk shit and then say "Oh, this is so high school." It wasn't above you to talk shit about me to Gregg but now that I called you out on it, suddenly it is.
And don't get all defensive - I never said you "copied" me. I simply said that you did the same thing I did 2 weeks ago. Which, sorry to say, is fact. Take from that what you will.
Also, I don't need to fish for compliments. I get them whether I say shit or not. I'll say whatever I want about a picture of myself that I post on my site.
Just sayin'. Right. I'm sure you said it all the time. Since you were like, 2. Right?
I never said you or anyone else can't have an opinion about me. Feel whatever you'd like. But don't talk shit and not expect someone to defend themselves.
I don't have a problem with you. I don't have a problem with Gregg (except for when he goes psychotic in my comments section). I do have a problem with people just randomly talking shit about me.
You obviously dislike me for no reason at all. And if that's the case, why care? Talking about me so much only makes you look jealous and bitter.
So, seriously. Let's all just be done with it now.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 3:22 PM
i love you both like sisters. you both make me feel special in a certain kind of way
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 3:50 PM
Don't you hate people who talk shit about posting pictures, and don't post one themselves? Is 'dirty' a fat disgusting hog-slob who doesn't post a picture because everyone will think she's a great big fat person?
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 3:55 PM
jus sayin.
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 3:55 PM
dirty posts photos click on her name and go to her website to see'em
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 4:00 PM
tesco, she's got pictures on there, if you dare. you can't blame dirty for being so jealous of you, rsm. she's obviously had a tough paper route. just sayin. and if you don't like that opinion, dirty, don't be a catty bitch.
-rsm's biggest fan, xander
(do i get a marriage propsal now?)
Posted by Anonymous | September 11, 2006 4:01 PM
Ok, Xander rules.
AND I wasn't that far off with my assumption.
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 4:07 PM
jus sayin
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 4:08 PM
One assumes Gregg (with two Gs, because one wouldn't get him enough attention) was named Gregg because that's the only name he can pronounce with a cock in his mouth.
Posted by Anonymous | September 11, 2006 4:09 PM
Well done Anon.
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 4:12 PM
Ok, enough feeding Greg-o'commentwhore.
Posted by tescosuicide | September 11, 2006 4:13 PM
Here's the thing, Gregg is so desperate for attention that he has to post comment after comment on RSM's blog. It's the only way he can bump up his stats.
He only wishes he could get the kind of traffic that she does. But to do it when you don't even like her or her content? LAME! That is why you are Gregg O'CommentWhore and you are made fun of.
You know they say flattery is the sincerest form of imitation... yeah well that's not what we're doing. We're just making fun of you.
And how many times will she have to ban you from her website before you get the f-ing clue that you are not wanted there? Seriously pathetic!
Posted by Carrisa | September 11, 2006 4:34 PM
Oh, wow...this is taken way to seriously by some.
Anyone who needs an army behind in battle must have low self esteem...just sayin'
Go ahead..defend yourself or let your crew...I really don't care.
You started this Gregg...what do you have to say for yourself you comment whore you
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:16 PM
xander clearly needs to get a life of his own...
and yes, I have had a pretty rough life but we really don't need to bring that into this
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:22 PM
Yeah, so here it laid all out, all special like. We who go to RSM's site appriaciate the funny, interesting way she writes. If you don't like her, or those of us who have found a commonality in her blog, it's really quite simple. STOP GOING THERE. She doesn't need you and we don't need you. I'm not sure why you find it so important for her to admit anything, is it maybe because you have an insatiable need to be right? And paid attention to? so just stop with the whole PLESE LOVE ME act. Stick a fork in it ok? It's done. Oh, yeah, Dirty? go wipe your kids ass and stop being a silly negative bitch. It's unbecoming of a Lady.
Posted by Mrs. CanYouDoMYLaundry | September 11, 2006 5:33 PM
*"Oh, yeah, Dirty? go wipe your kids ass and stop being a silly negative bitch. It's unbecoming of a Lady."*
If all the readership of RSM is so cool and they love her witty, funny nature then why are you coming here to defend her? And clearly you people don't quite play fair...I love to be right...who doesn't? And no matter what anyone else says, I know that I am right...you simply couldn't change my mind on that even if you tried. I draw the line when anyone brings my kids into it though "mrs. canyoudomylaundry"...Instead od sitting around all day in a comment section on a blog, I take care of my kids (not pointing any fingers)...don't bring my kids into this...seriously...who the fuck do you think you are? And negativity is my speciality and I didn't know that being negative had anything to do with being silly. Talking about one's children is unbecoming of a lady...asshole...*just sayin*
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:45 PM
"I like to talk unsubstantiated shit about people I don't know but then throw a hissy fit when I get called out for it." LOVE IT. Absolutely classic.
And I don't need my "crew". They just rule and got my back. Don't be so jealous that no one wants yours.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 5:47 PM
Ummmm, Dirty - didn't you make the remark about me not feeding my children? As if I didn't let them eat all day while I just sat around on the computer? You're an idiot. Don't tell someone not to bring up your kids when you just got done bringing up mine.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 5:48 PM
Oh good lord...talked about how annoying the whole "I was a skater chick" thing was because it annoyed me...in an Email...not in your comments...never said that you were a bad person...who cares? I throw a hissy when someone says something about my kids...that is un-called for...you don't see me talking shit about people's kids.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:50 PM
I didn't say that you didn't feed your kids...I said that I feed mine.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:52 PM
I don't need your approval to live my life do I?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:52 PM
YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT MINE UP THERE!!! God, if you're going to lie, at least make sure you can delete the comment first.
You talked shit about me in Gregg's comments a few times, so whatever. I'm tired of being called "annoying" and conceited for no fucking reason. Talking about me repeatedly just makes you look obsessed.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 5:53 PM
I never commented on your site...get over it.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 5:54 PM
Hey Dirty.. shouldn't you be feeding your kids right now instead of commenting on Gregg O'Takesituptheass's blog... just sayin'
Posted by Carrisa | September 11, 2006 5:54 PM
Talk your way around the kids comment all you want. You know exactly what you said and meant. You're just pissed that you completely contradicted yourself. All is fair.
Stay in your corner and stop caring so much about me, and I'll stay in mine. Done deal.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 5:55 PM
Lets see, I've read your comments and your blog. You absolutley did talk about other peoples kids. And just saying "(not pointing any fingers) doesn't cover it. Don't call me an asshole for speaking the truth stupid. I have no kids, I want no kids and at least I am smart enough to realize that before I beome some slave to the wants and need of my husband and children while writing a blog trying to show everyone what a good mother I am.
Posted by Just an Average Girl | September 11, 2006 5:57 PM
And this Is the Laundry Broad.
Posted by Just an Average Girl | September 11, 2006 5:58 PM
I have officially won this war. I take a fucking nap for 2 hours and wake up to 45 comments on my website. Haha Thank you so much RSM, her inflated fans & the creepy white trash guys that adore her.
My mission was to get some traffic by annoying her readers because of comments she intially starting putting on my photos on flickr. I annoyed you all and I FUCKING WIN!!!
YEAH I AM WINNER!!!
RSM + ME DON'T ACTUALLY HATE ONE ANOTHER. WE BOTH know that we are playing its you inflated RSM fans that don't get it.
thank again for the comment whore and gay jokes they're getting old. Make up some new gay and commentwhore jokes. I may just use them in my next blog post. :)
gso
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 6:08 PM
I'm so done...I can talk about you if I want and if you are annoying...who fucking cares...my mom is annoying but I love her...it's words and this is the internet...not...real...life...people.
I am an awesome slave laundry chick...simply the best.
PS...in Ohio it is past 8:00 and the kids are in bed.
PPS...this went entirely too far...get over it.
You are only making your enemy's comment #'s climb higher and higher...
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 6:11 PM
Congrats Gregg!
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 6:12 PM
I know I love it. They are the best inflated redneck army i've ever met.
They're all probably watching taped Nascar races waiting on their husbands hand and foot in between complimenting comments on RSM's blog
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 6:14 PM
Gregg isn't my "enemy", he's just weird. You can talk about me all you want, but like I said, don't throw a hissy fit like a stupid fucking idiot when I defend myself or my friends defend me and call you out on your bitterness.
One final word: Lithium.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 6:14 PM
LOOK AT ME I'M GREGGOCONNELL AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN DRUM UP TRAFFIC TO MY SITE IS BY PRETENDING TO HATE RSM.
Psh, whatever. You're probably jizzing all over yourself from the traffic you've gotten in this post.
Fuckin leech.
Posted by Anonymous | September 11, 2006 6:20 PM
RSM...never "wanted" a war with you...you annoed me...I do some of the same things...who cares. I'm sure we both feed our kids...who doesn't walk around the house all day with a laptop...I know I do.
Gregg...you are an ass.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 6:21 PM
and you've probably got you're finger up your ass poking yourself b/c your wife thinks your face and name are too fucking ugly to look or say.
you disgust me you anonymous poster! go suck a fart you queer bait!
and i didnt completely jizz when i saw all the comments on my blog i mearly pre-came
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 6:22 PM
Oh, and being nicknamed "dirty" is SO high school-ish.
Just sayin.
Maybe "Trixie the Working Girl" would do better?
Posted by Anonymous | September 11, 2006 6:24 PM
MAYBE if you knew the story behind it...you would get it...but you never get laid do you?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 6:25 PM
but that isn't the story behind it but it sure sounded good...WHO CARES why I go by "dirty"...like "RSM" is any less "high school-ish...it's a tag name...you people need a life.
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 6:27 PM
I'm in my corner. "War" over, as far as I'm concerned. No one has to like me, that's just silly. I was just doing what anyone else would do that saw themselves being talked about - defended myself. Gregg still wants to fuel the fire by posting another entire entry about me and stealing my picture and publishing it without my permission like a psycho... so, whatever. I'm done with it.
(I would thank you for the traffic, Gregg, but apparently only 3 people actually read this site - the rest are all my readers that hate your guts.)
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:00 PM
i don't need your permission to post a photo so chill.
as for only have 3 fans why dont you look at my traffic
http://extremetracking.com/open;unique?login=gregg999
that doesnt look like its just your fat fans.
love u rsm
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 7:02 PM
Technically, the photo is my property and posting it without my permission violates copyright laws. Just sayin'.
You really do love me, since you've now dedicated, what? Three posts to me? At least? It's a shame for your girlfriend, really.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:07 PM
Wait...but on Flickr if you post something as public it is fair game...is it not?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:10 PM
No, I don't think so. The photos on there are supposedly protected by the Creative Commons laws - with which, I will admit, I am not entirely familiar.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:17 PM
copyright is so lame. all i need to do is give u credit for the photo to use it and i think i just did :)
rsm i love you like a sista.
i love when u show some flava
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 7:23 PM
I thought that if it was public...it was fair game unless you had that creative commons thingy...I don't know much about that shit/
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:27 PM
Fucker.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:28 PM
me? a fucker? shit...
RSM...I'm not a "hater"...what are you...24?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:33 PM
No, that was directed towards Gregg.
25.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:35 PM
how old were you when you got married?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:37 PM
21. Barely even legal to drink at my own wedding.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:42 PM
stop being friends and start fighting again! no more of this buddy buddy bullshit. lets fight like cats and dogs!!!!!!!
i'm 26
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 7:44 PM
I was 19...had my second baby just weeks after turning 21...perhaps we got catty over mere things that we have in common...girls are like that...ya know
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:45 PM
but i have had 4 kids to your 2...or maybe you will sick your crazy fans on me...
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:47 PM
Dig it. I'm all about "not hatin', procreatin'" as some douchebag likes to say. I'm definitely NOT all about adding any more comments on this site though. Jussssssssst sayin'.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:48 PM
I like RSM but hate her fans...is that allowed?
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:48 PM
you can Email me any time RSM...I have no life...besides feeding my kids and all...ya know
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:49 PM
Gregg loves the comments
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:49 PM
God you guys are like little girls with the ass kissing. just sayin'
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 7:50 PM
you love watching girls kiss each other's asses
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 7:51 PM
i wanna see you girls lick each others asses...mmm yummy pooh taste
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 7:52 PM
My "fans" aren't "fans", they're just people that read my blog and I'm close with... they're actually pretty cool people. But, they're my (quasi-internet) friends, so they get my back when the trolls come out, just like real friends would do if it was in real life - and they ALL hate Gregg, but for good reason since he goes there and calls them all kinds of names and prevokes fights *ahem*. So, you know, don't be hatin' on my girls (and tesco & xander).
But, you know, I like Dooce but can't stand her fans. So, I get it.
Didn't I say I'm done commenting? For real.
Posted by RSM | September 11, 2006 7:57 PM
I'm going to bed...Dooce gets tons of fans...
Posted by dirty | September 11, 2006 8:00 PM
I'm like the Real World on MTV childish and cheesy but you can't stop watching b/c you never know if i'll end being that drunk biotch that everyone hates because she is mad annoying
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | September 11, 2006 8:02 PM