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This is a quicky. Quicky's are good sometimes and right now is a good time for a quicky since it's hot and sticky outside. I heard this story about a guy and I think it's fucking hilarious! A little background info on him. He looks like Peter Griffin from Family Guy except this guy is real. He's in his 20's, eats junk food every time I see him and I guess from what people tell me he takes like 4 shits a day. I wonder if he takes all of his clothes off when he takes a pooh?!?!

Anyway he has one of those sexy (if you like square & skinny) Motorola Razor phones. He must be half retarded because he doesn't know how to change the wallpaper on his phone. So he goes and asks his co-worker if she'll change the wallpaper on his phone. So as she goes and starts to look through his phone for the photo she finds like 4 photos of his cock-a-doodle-doo. This dude is really nasty. Remember he looks like Peter Griffin. He doesn't even have a neck. And I'm not talking about a penis neck. I wouldn't touch this guy for anything less than $75,000. She is so disturbed by his penis photos that she immediately hands back his phone turns and says "oh umm ya sorry I can't figure it out" He also has the personality of a young Carl Lewis.

It just goes to show you that if you're fugly and you have penis photos on your phone then not only are you unattractive in real life but you're also attractive in a digital kind of way. Like Rosie O'Donnell says "I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me."

God she really knows how to put things into perspective.

rosie cheeked and smiling,
gregg