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Horror movies are usually ridiculous but they do the job of scaring us very well. If the movie is scary enough people will tell their fat head friends about it. This makes for good word of mouth publicity. Well I'm trying to create the same thing here except this isn't a horror movie it's real and it can kill you. Let me save your life...please!

You're probably saying "Gregg what the fuck are you talking about?" I'm talking about the dreaded infamous unknown killer "Pumpkin Ghost" Do you know how many people have choked and died while sucking on a mouthful of salty pumpkin seeds? Cause I don't know...

The pumpkin ghost feeds on mini-schnauzer dogs and humans. Once eaten by the Pumpkin Ghost you become a ghost yourself. You not only spend eternity as a ghost but also are stuck behind the Pumpkin Ghost in ever single photo taken of the Pumpkin Ghost. It's a sad reality but it's one reality that we as a society must live with. It's sad but true. It's hard but it's fair. It's tough but that's life.

There is only one way to protect yourself from the Pumpkin Ghost. Teenagers are the only ones that can defeat him. They pick him up and hold him above their heads then smash him to the ground. He must break into multiple pieces or else he will haunt your dreams forever!!!

Also don't even try to create your own Pumpkin Ghost because I'll sue your ass for copyright infringement! Even though I didn't carve him or create him. I'll sue you for enough to get the new Playstation 3 & Nintendo Wii and a few of the games!

So this Halloween when you are trick or treating or if you're just looking to raise some hell smash every pumpkin you see and send me the photo of it. I'll post it on my website so our society can sleep a little better at night knowing that their is one less killer off the streets.

Pumpkin Ghost photoset

Thanks & God Bless you all!
Now go do your part!
gso