Popcorn Ear
When I was 10 years old I went to the Pediatrician for my regularly scheduled checkup. He was checking out my whole entire lean sexy preteen body when he got to my ears.The left ear was first! This ear was in pristine condition just like it was when I was 9! Next up the right ear! Oh my! As he sticks his tool in my ear he seems to notice a huge build up of wax. It's so much wax or so he thinks that he is going to clean it out for me. He starts working his magic in my right ear and he begins to figure out it's not wax it's something else! He ends up getting the "thing" out of my ear. It's a freaking popcorn kernel! I had a whole unpopped popcorn kernel lodged in my ear and I didn't even know it! I don't know how it got there. I used to eat microwaved popcorn all the time during this time. So what I think happened is that I must have had some popcorn in my hand then scratched the side of my head and a popcorn kernel fell in.
It would of' been awesome if I still had the popcorn kernel. I could've sold it on eBay like it was an aged bottle of wine. If I sold it today the title could be "16 year old Popcorn Kernel aged in Ear Wax Barrel". I'd probably sell it for a lot of money. Those online casinos buy all kinds of crazy shit!
What's the funniest thing any doctor has ever found on you?
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Posted by Mel | October 29, 2006 9:42 PM
your teasing us aren't you?
Posted by Julianne B | October 29, 2006 11:19 PM
You are a dirty boy.
Posted by Anonymous | October 30, 2006 4:15 AM
Mel: it's only as gross someone double dipping
julianne: i'm not teasing. this is a true story. ask my mom!
dirty: just like you!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | October 30, 2006 4:40 AM
I use to roll Hershey kisses wrappers in to a ball and put them in my nose and then one time I laughed really hard and they went so far up my nose we had to go to the ER to get them removed...true story
Posted by punky | October 30, 2006 7:34 AM
Haha... That's really funny. I laughed out loud. Weird, gross and funny. I usually don't stick things in my orifices... sorry.
Posted by Erica Putis | October 30, 2006 8:41 AM
Punky: haha thats too freakin funny...why did you do that? did you love the smell of chocolate and alumnium foil?
Erica: You love sticking things in your orfaces!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | October 30, 2006 9:49 AM
You frighten me, what with your ears and the tasty treats squirrelled away inside.
The weirdest thing that a doctor found on my was a set of boobs.
Posted by QofD | October 30, 2006 11:47 AM
k... gimme her number... i'm calling
Posted by Julianne B | October 30, 2006 12:09 PM
qofd: share his discovery with us!
julianne: 1-800-876-5353
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | October 30, 2006 12:16 PM
i use to do it to be funny...but after that it wasnt funny anymore
Posted by punky | October 30, 2006 1:17 PM
when the laughter leaves the pain enters!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | October 30, 2006 1:26 PM