Brian Tate Memorial
I just found out today that my twin Brian from work will no longer be working with me anymore because of budget cuts. They are getting rid of all unnecessary temps so they "discarded" him today. He wasn't too bummed about it. He's actually looking forward to having some free time to snowboard, go out with his college friends and sing Bright Eyes cover songs at the local coffee houses.When a friend of yours doesn't work with you anymore it's almost like breaking up with someone. You're so used to seeing that person everyday and then one day they have to pick up their things and leave. You go from a routine to having to find someone new to fill that void that the routine was once in.
Change is good and kind of sucks. It's good in that if your leaving a situation you're not happy with then hopefully the new situation will bring some good luck joy club. Brian is a cool dude even if he is all "California'd Out". He may sound like the male version of Paris Hilton "Hey Braaaah" but he gets 5 purple flowers in my book of daisy's anyday!
Brian and I were the only white people in my little group of 8. Now I'm the only white person. It's not that weird being the only white dude in the group because except for the food my co-workers eat we all pretty much like the same shit. We all like Borat and we all hate Bush!
So to my man Brian Tate Good luck with your life and may all of your dreams of one day getting the chance to drink toilet water from an unknown bathroom stall for $1 Million come true! You're a cool dude with a cool haircut. You look like me but that's about it. You're probably lucky you don't have the same personality as me or else everyone would thing you're a "fag"! Thank your mom and tell her to send you a few hundred bucks so you can pay you're fucking rent you LUSH!?!?!?
gso
aaahhhh.... i'm going to miss the cute little guy... and I really liked his hair cut... tehe
Posted by Julianne B | November 30, 2006 9:50 PM
what are you going to miss most about him?
His gregg o'connell-esque looks
or his "California'd Out Voice"?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 4:30 AM
Too bad...your mirror image will be gone...I know you like to look at yourself.
Posted by dirty | December 01, 2006 4:30 AM
dirty: it's definitely a sad day in Greggville. I'll mourn the loss of Brian but I will bask in his memory.
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 5:51 AM
2 precious things lost in your life this week...the XBox and now Brian...what's next? I'll pray for you.
Posted by dirty | December 01, 2006 6:03 AM
they say things happen in 3's!!!
I'm fucking worried now!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 6:09 AM
Oh shit...you're right.
Posted by dirty | December 01, 2006 6:10 AM
Your boyfriend is leaving? Well, I'd have to say there's nothing better than being a lush instead of working.
Posted by Anonymous | December 01, 2006 8:24 AM
erica: he's gone already...
he told me to say "bye" to you..he's a big fan of your blog
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 8:55 AM
Of course Brian Tate isn't upset...look at the girls he's got on his arms. ;)
Steve~
Posted by Anonymous | December 01, 2006 8:57 AM
Really? I've got a fan? Or are you just trying to get me excited so that you can shoot me down with the truth?
Posted by Anonymous | December 01, 2006 9:12 AM
Sorry to hear your fwb is gone. Looks like you'll have to find a new one?
Seth???
BTW, stay tuned, a new and fascinating captain post is heading this way soon...
Posted by dc1904 | December 01, 2006 9:26 AM
steve: you can't handle Asian girls!
erica: did I say "fan"? I meant to say he likes your tan!
DC1904: I'm waiting...
FYI Seth is gay for lil berta
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 9:32 AM
That's right... Shoot me down.
Posted by Anonymous | December 01, 2006 9:45 AM
like bon jovi.."cause I'm wanted...wanttttteeeed Dead or Alive" guitar solo follows
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 9:50 AM
You should put your version of Livin' on a Prayer" up... You could show everyone how much of a rockstar/QB you really are!
Posted by Anonymous | December 01, 2006 9:58 AM
Greggors,
How can seth be gay for a girl?
capn mo
Posted by dc1904 | December 01, 2006 11:07 AM
erica: send me that version of livin on a prayer and ill post it!
captain mo: seth likes girls with schlongs :P
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 12:29 PM
I appreciate the memorial Gregg although I'm a little scarred from the post above this. good god. Tell Seth to get away from Little Berta. shes mine!
Posted by brian | December 02, 2006 8:52 AM
Brian come back at least for the walks
9:00am
and
1:00pm
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 02, 2006 12:57 PM
i dont know. that would be very nostalgic and im too proud to let you see me cry
Posted by brian | December 03, 2006 8:52 AM
you're so caring..thank you
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 03, 2006 10:42 AM