Do Candles Make You Gay?
Ever since Yankee Candle got really really popular in the late 90's I've been a big fan of candles. The smell, the color & the ambience they evoke in a room is a magical experience only churches and Priests can recreate.Some of my favorite candle scents are the fruity ones especially Apple scents. The Apple scented candles give me a good feeling. The same feeling that I get when my balls rub up against the side of my legs on a hot summer day. You know that sticky yet warm sensual feeling?
Back to candles! I also adore the holiday smelling candles. The Christmas scented ones, the pine ones & the mixed ones like Peppermint Cranberry. The only thing kind of sucky about Yankee Candle is that all of the holiday candles, apple candles & the cookie scented candles smell almost exactly the same. It's kind of funny actually they smell the same but they come up with these ridiculous names for them even though they are the same like "Feliz Navidad" & "Sparkling Angel" & "Sparkling Pine". They really just need to sell one candle for Christmas not 20 different named ones that smell alike. It's kind of like someone reading 20 other blogs when they really just need to read mine. We all write about the same shit it's just some blogs "smell" slightly better than the others. My blog smells like country apples...mmmm yummy!
So if a guy likes candles does it make him gay? I don't think so...but I like candles and I also know I'm not a homosexual so maybe I'm not the right person to answer this question. What about in the olden days when candles were used to for lighting a room? Did they make the Pilgrims gay?
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Yes, liking candles makes you gay.
Posted by Anonymous | November 11, 2006 8:04 AM
damn it really?! FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 11, 2006 8:25 AM
I don't know if candles actually have the power to make you gay, but they certainly don't do much for your macho image.
...and as for not reading other blogs? I saw thppppppppt....
Posted by QofD | November 11, 2006 12:51 PM
wow you are really in touch with your feminie side.. but if your going to burn candles I recommend Party Lite....www.partylite.com.. they have lots of candles... sizes shapes and scents... I really love the melon.. and they last a long time... give it a look....
Posted by Julianne B | November 11, 2006 1:17 PM
so i guess i will keep my love of candles to myself from now on since i'm working on image makeover.
hehehe blogs blogs blogs!
julianne: i will definitely check it out....did you figure out what ur getting me for xmas yet?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 11, 2006 1:49 PM
Yep and you and stewie will find out what it is when you get it... and do you live with your girlfriend?
Posted by Julianne B | November 11, 2006 1:54 PM
Are you really that concerned with seeming gay? You posted a nuddie picture of yourself face down, cheeks clenched.....
But since you asked, yes.
Posted by Mel | November 11, 2006 3:12 PM
You can't help that you are in touch with your femine side... Candles are in your nature. Your gay nature.
Posted by Erica Putis | November 11, 2006 5:08 PM
dude the pilgrims reeked! as long as you're being manly somewhere else in your life, then liking girly candles is ok. I'm still trying to think of something manly that you do...nope, I got nothing.
Posted by you miss me | November 11, 2006 8:47 PM
julianne: who is stewie? the kid from Family Guy? Yes I live with my gf..why did you want to move in with me? Your half of rent would be $612.50
Mel: I'm not worried about people thinking I'm gay I'm hoping people think I'm gay!!!
Erica: I love nature! I'm so outdoorsy!
You miss me aka mel: the pilgrim were sweet people with ugly clothing!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 11, 2006 9:41 PM
The pilgrim's would hang out their
wicks on a pole. Their wicks would be dipped repeatedly into a vat of molten tallow. Wax would slowly, slowly,slowly build up on the dipped wick until a candle had formed. Sounds pretty gay...
Posted by Ed | November 12, 2006 1:11 AM
it' too bad my qick is all used and small now :(
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 12, 2006 5:23 AM
then what in the hell is you dogs name.. and i wanted to knwo if i should get her a gift too.
Posted by Julianne B | November 12, 2006 8:47 AM
erica's dogs name is stowie. my dog's name is Herbie :)
You should definitely get Emily something for xmas!!! :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 12, 2006 11:21 AM
You miss me isn't me(l)
Posted by Mel | November 12, 2006 9:33 PM