The Hairy Bagel
Bagels were created back in 1683 by a Jewish baker from Austria. If you don't know what a bagel is then you're kinda fucked up I'd say. They are these circular doughy bread treats with a hole in the middle.I don't claim to be the originator nor do I claim to be a pro at making "Hairy Bagels". Hairy bagels were created in 2006 probably by some dude with a hairy buddah belly like mine. Hairy bagels are different then regular bagels because you can't really consume them. Here are a few things you can do with a hairy bagel.
Grab it
Squeeze it
Lick it
Shave it
Bite it
Suck on it
Get the lint out
Pray on it
Rub it
Spread cream cheese on it
So as you can see you can do many things with a "Hairy Bagel". I made my "hairy bagel" on November 4, 2006. To observe my "hairy bagel" in its virgin state to me is like watching a newborn baby come out of its mothers womb with all that gook on it. It's a beautiful most edible looking treat that all men, women & children should crave.
How to make your very own hairy bagel. Well you need two things in order to have a genuine "hairy bagel". You need some fat on your stomach and some hair on your stomach. Next you take your two hands and place them around your belly button about 3 inches from your belly button. Then you lightly squeeze thus creating your own hairy bagel.
Here's a video of someone making a hairy bagel!
Go ahead kids enjoy and share your creation with the rest of us!
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k... that is offically awesome... lovin the hairy bagel
Posted by Julianne B | November 05, 2006 7:24 PM
You are in serious need of a night a out and away from the video games.
Posted by dirty | November 06, 2006 4:43 AM
julianne if you'd like a bakers dozen they are $5.99.
dirty: you're just jealous that you can't create one!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 4:50 AM
I had no idea that you weren't the only one to do this. But then again you always were a follower.
Posted by Erica Putis | November 06, 2006 8:42 AM
at least I wasn't a hippy follower living in vermont. i was a grunge rawkr!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 9:02 AM
Kurt Cobain wannabe. Indie rockstar with a fake english accent wannabe. RSM wannabe.
Posted by Erica Putis | November 06, 2006 9:06 AM
RSM wants to be me not me wanting to be her!
I'm the biggest individual you will ever meet!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 9:22 AM
haha...I see that with...with your large hairy bagel and all...
Posted by dirty | November 06, 2006 9:29 AM
dirty: you should make a hairless bagel ro sesame seed bagel
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 9:32 AM
I would if I wasn't so busy doing more constructive things and all like having a life...
Posted by dirty | November 06, 2006 9:40 AM
then when are you quitting your blog? B/c blogs are really a waste of time :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 9:45 AM
Not mine Gregg...people need me.
Posted by dirty | November 06, 2006 9:49 AM
your blog is good for peope looking to get dryer sheet reviews or photos of dirty underwear :P
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 06, 2006 10:14 AM
Exactly why people need me...DUH.
Posted by dirty | November 06, 2006 10:34 AM
please send 2 dozen and i'll send the money order
Posted by Julianne B | November 06, 2006 2:26 PM
That *is* a pretty good trick, man. I'm impressed.
But it's also pretty disgusting, for some reason. It kinda looks like an asshole.
Posted by The One and Only A | November 07, 2006 4:44 PM
is your asshole hairy and small?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 07, 2006 5:24 PM