I Can Hear You Talking to me in Your Sleep...
Mendy! Mendy! Mendy! Emily said I was saying this girl's name in my sleep the other day. Emily's like "Who's Mendy" I'm like "uhhh what?" Emily goes "You were saying "Mendy! Mendy in your sleep." I thought long and hard about it and I couldn't think of anyone named Mendy. Is Mendy even a real person's name? Does anyone have that name?!?!?!?Every girl I know is Asian with a white girl's name like "Emily, Christina or Sin Chu"
People talking in their sleep has always kind of scared me. I remember as a young little boy man when my sister or mom would talk in their sleep. They'd be saying something like "Joey I'm gonna bring the eggs to the party" ha ha I'd be like "Mom what...what did you just say?" They'd even talk back but in an angry voice "I SAID I'M GONNA PUT MY SHOES ON AND TALK TO HIM"
The second sentence would always be even more weird because it usually had nothing to do with the first sentence. It would take me a few sentences to realize that they were actually just talking in their sleep. How come when they'd wake up and you'd tell them they were talking in their sleep they'd have no recollection of saying anything? Fucking spooky isn't it!
Their voice always sounds like more of a mumble than clean through. I feel like if the dead could talk to us it would sound like a person talking in their sleep making little to no sense at all & saying someones name that we don't know. The dead person might say "Ahhhhhh Malcolm the cheese in your shoes is lit by the candle light so don't forget to walk the dog" You know just some random crazy bullshit. tuff the dead person understands but to us alive folk sounds like rubbish.
What's the craziest, funniest or weirdest thing you've been told you said in your sleep or heard?
gso
the BG asked me if I knew how to calibrate a Cat... as in bulldozer... cat's don't need calibration
Posted by Julianne B | November 28, 2006 8:12 PM
ha ha...did he remember saying that in his sleep?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 5:43 AM
You must've been talking about her -
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=7398122
Posted by emily | November 29, 2006 6:02 AM
Or maybe him -
www.mendythemovie.com
Posted by emily | November 29, 2006 6:05 AM
emily: that chick from NJ on myspace would totally dig me if I wore my hat to the side like a retard..
"mendy the movie" is all about "reaching that plateu of esctacy either thru prayer or buying it off the streets...sounds like a flick i'd watch!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 6:16 AM
My husband has panic attacks in his sleep and usually screams out "WHAT THE FUCK DON'T TOUCH ME OR I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU"...
Posted by dirty | November 29, 2006 6:22 AM
dirty: haaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome! you should throw cold water on him to get him out of those nightmares!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 6:27 AM
One time I woke up after a big drinking night and my roommate said I was talking in my sleep but in German! I dont even know German but apparently I am bilingual in my sleep.
Posted by BT | November 29, 2006 6:50 AM
BT: translate this in your sleep
"glauben Sie an Gott?"
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 6:55 AM
he never remembers anything in his sleep... i could have a whole conversation with him and he doesn't remember... that usually how i get what i want
Posted by Julianne B | November 29, 2006 7:51 AM
julianne: if you need to get what you want when he is awake just say something like "well honey if you don't start giving me what i want greggoconnell.com will..."
that should be the bombshell you need to drop
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 8:17 AM
I've learned that if you talk to the person who's sleeptalking, like you know what they are talking about (instead of saying "what?") they respond with more crazy shit. Fun!!
Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2006 11:20 AM
I snore in my sleep more than talk...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 29, 2006 11:23 AM
My husband says that I explained what a banana show was to him in my sleep, but I think he's lying. He just wanted to hint that he really likes banana shows.
Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2006 2:02 PM
I'm naive... What's a banana show?
Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2006 2:35 PM
Think striptease, with some parlor tricks involving bananas, ping pong balls, or other props handled with female orifices.
Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2006 3:19 PM
wow.. i'm offically impressed with that
Posted by Julianne B | November 29, 2006 9:54 PM
u girls are nymphos!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 30, 2006 4:29 AM
I dreamt I fell in a pool of crocs. I tried to fend off the imaginary crocs and gators and pushed a gf right off the bed and on the floor! She woke me up with "Hey!" I answered with, "Crocodile..."
**Don't let them reptiles git ya while yer sleeping**
capn mo
Posted by dc1904 | December 01, 2006 11:13 AM
captain mo: haha thats funny shit...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 01, 2006 12:30 PM