I Love to Bicker!
Bicker is defined as "quibble: argue over petty things;" I love to bicker so much I'll sometimes go out of my way to start something with someone so that I can keep myself from being bored. Do you do that too? It's safe to say bickering is a hobby of mine.I don't know if it's cause I like the attention I'm getting from the other person or what? It just is fun for me. It bothers most people. Like when I bicker with a girl the girl usually gets all whiney and bitchy. When they get like this it just makes me want to bicker even more. It's high like the kind of high a teenager gets when they huff from a can of shaving cream. Come on don't act like you don't huff after every time you shave your hairy legs!
Bickering also relieves a lot of stress that we as human keep inside. I feel like it sheds a layer of skin for us that otherwise would just lay there dormat for years until we exploded like a teenage boy all over girlfriends face for the first time. It'd be messy, dirty & smell like fish and uncooked hamburger.
Some of my best and most intense bickering has been with Erica Putis. She's so easy to get wound up and into a bickering match. I'd start by just being bored and following her around the house. Next I'd say or do something obnoxious like make some weird noise like I was a sea otter. I really am making myself sound like an immature fool punk teenager but come on this is who I am. I can't make everyone happy. I feel like you should make yourself happy then animals then people that aren't your kids. Kids always come first unless you're a single parent and haven't had a night out in 275 days then you put your Willy Wonka in charge!
So if you see me in the comments section of my blog or someone elses blog saying something to get people riled up it usually because I want them to visit my website. But the next reason is because I like bickering with all those retarded Rockstar Mommy fans!
Do you bicker for fun, for real or never at all?
gso
I'm an excellent bickerer... if there is a word.... try me... I'm in a mood
Posted by Julianne B | November 17, 2006 12:16 AM
Dear Gregg...
"Bicker" is the pussy way of saying it. I'm a bitch and I am bitter and there is nothing more in this world that I enjoy more than a good argument...
Posted by dirty | November 17, 2006 4:25 AM
I have a feeling that today is going to be a good day to fight
Posted by Julianne B | November 17, 2006 5:55 AM
julianne: you're as much a bickerer as I am a superhero!!! I could break you with like 2 sentences!!!
dirty: who do you bicker with the most in your life?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 6:22 AM
I'm a lover not a fighter. It's just too much work.
I am a reader and fan of RSM. I think she likes you. You mix it up. You haven't left a comment there in awhile.
Posted by Mel | November 17, 2006 7:37 AM
I like RSM too her fans are bit sucky sucky too much though. They think she is God...hmmm
gso
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 7:51 AM
I enjoy having fake arguments with Justin in front of customers at the gas station, some people get really worried =p O and I like to pretend to fight with stupid people...
Posted by kevin | November 17, 2006 7:54 AM
I'll fucking fight with anyone. Who do I argue with the most? It depends on the day I guess.
Posted by dirty | November 17, 2006 7:54 AM
kevin: I always thought you and Brian aka Justin would be man and man one day. It really shocked me when he said he had a girlfriend. Is that a mirage to hide his undying love for you?
P.S. I'd love to bicker with you about video games in public!!!
dirty: are you on antidepressants? I love you like a mom you know that..I'm just worried about your need to fight..:P
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 7:57 AM
Look son...I'm not old enough to be your mom...I'M 27 fucktard.
Yes, I am emotionally unstable...DUH.
Posted by dirty | November 17, 2006 9:03 AM
you may not be old enough physically but mentally you're an oldie
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 9:11 AM
Thanks for letting everyone know that I'm whiney and easily aggravated. I'm almost more of a winner (meaning loser) than you!
Posted by Anonymous | November 17, 2006 9:45 AM
Nah...I'm young and sweet.
Posted by dirty | November 17, 2006 9:53 AM
yeah like Sofia from Golden Girls..
"thank you for being a friend...back and down the road and back again...my heart is true you're a pal and confidant"
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 10:19 AM
break me in two sentences huh.. well bring it on...
Posted by Julianne B | November 17, 2006 10:27 AM
oh geat your one of those... a guy who sings al the wrong words to a song.... it's
'thank you for being a friend...travel down the road and back again...my heart is true you're a pal and confidant... get it right little boy...
Posted by Julianne B | November 17, 2006 10:29 AM
Oh hell…. Yes people I’m about to prove what a HUGE geek I am
Thank you for being a friend...
Travel down the road and back again...
My heart is true you're a pal and confidant
And if you threw a party…
And invited one everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me…
And the card attached would say….
Thank you for being a friend…
Any body mocks me and I’m going to postal on their ass….
Posted by Julianne B | November 17, 2006 10:37 AM
Oh yeah - It's called Whip-it's and it's supposed to be done with Whip Cream can's - Not shaving cream. Don't act like you know all about being a bad ass.
Posted by Anonymous | November 17, 2006 10:57 AM
julianne: I'm too nice of a guy to break you in two sentences..espeically when i'm not on my period.
golden girls song: isn't it enough that i kind of know the song...isn't that any consilation?
erica: just b/c you did a little research on the internet doesn't mean you're a cool druggy!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 12:06 PM
no comebacks?!?!?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 1:56 PM
I never researched it, dork. My friends used to do it in highschool. You forget that I was a total bad ass back in the day. Haha...
Posted by Anonymous | November 17, 2006 2:22 PM
Why the hmmmmm?
Posted by Mel | November 17, 2006 4:05 PM
erica: hippies and badas dont really go together
mel: hmm's are cool thats why!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 5:27 PM
I'm an RSM fan. Are you saying I suck? Are you? Huh? Are you?
Poor Erica. I've got your back sister!
Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2006 8:35 AM