Would You?
I play this game with my friends...Ok they aren't my friends but I pretend I'm friends with them. I ask them ridiculous gross questions and see how much money they would need in order to do whatever I'm asking them.One of my hot questions a few weeks ago was "Would you cut off your balls and never be able to have sex again for $4 Billion? All the guys answered no. The only way they would is if they were older like 40 years or older. I myself don't think I would actually do it. I love having sex with people. It feels good and it makes my inner warmness burn like a camp side fire with young kids sitting around it singing songs about Jesus. Imagine not being able to get a hard on or having that rush of blood to your pleasure pole when a hot Asian woman walks by wearing some skimpy little skirt and some fuck me boots! Life is all about sex. Everything we do revolves around it. From the clothes we wear, to the car we drive, to the music we listen to. SEX SEX SEX XXX XXX PORN PORN!!! Ha ha I'm going to get so many hits now because I wrote that!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another hot question is when I ask the guys if they'd do some random gay act and for how much money. I love putting them in this nasty gross situations to see how they react. For instance I asked them "Would you let a guy tea bag you for $1 Million? Some guys reluctantly said "yes". When I push the amount to $10 million every single one of those in the closet friends of mine says "yes". So basically if you put enough money on the table you can pretty much turn any straight guy into a full blown homo. Tea bagging for $10 million is a pretty easy task. Sure I'd feel kind of dirty and worthless but I'd be the proud owner of a condo in La Jolla. I'd be driving one of those suped up Honda's that those Asian guys love to mess with. Shit side note I was watching TV today and they said that out of all the races in the USA that Asian households have a net income of $60,000/year compared to Whites with $50,000. Fucking A! Being Asian obviously pays off! Thank God I'm dating an Asian girl! Back to getting tea bagged! I'd let some dude do it. I'd be retired and taking 2 hour naps everyday in between walks with my dog on the tread mill!
I ask them all kinds of random nasty questions. I'll mark a part II of this post if it goes as well as I think it will. You married women really seem to respond to gay stuff and schlongs!
I ask you the same questions...
Would you cut off your balls or if you're a woman something that's the equivalent for $4 Billion?
and
Would you get tea bagged for $1 Million?
gso
we used to play that came too and we called it ' how much are your morals worth' I think I wrote about it here .
I'll be honest: I have no predeliction for homsexual activities but I'd do just about anything for $4 billion dollars...provided that it's tax free.
There's also a great book called "The big book of horrible questions" you should check it out
Posted by Travis | November 15, 2006 11:16 PM
i didn't know what to say but i needed to make my presence known... it's the whole attention hog thing I have goin on...
Posted by Julianne B | November 15, 2006 11:46 PM
travis: the $4 billion is tax free of course! i'd get the book but i have trouble reading since i went to Brockton High School..
Julianne: thank God you're the only attention whore on this blog...b/c 2 attention whores would be a disaster!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 4:32 AM
Gregg...you have the title of the game all wrong. "Would you rather" is a game my husband has played with friends and has brought the game home for week-night-bordom-fun. Think of some nasty people that both players know...and it is "would you rather sleep with ____or____?" and then the answer to that it carried over to be paired with yet another nasty person. The game you and your friends are playing is the money game...how much is something worth.
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 4:49 AM
dirty: don't be getting al jealous and start trying to name games I MADE UP!
I created it!
gso :P
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 5:12 AM
ACTUALLY...it was Howard Stern but you can pretend.
Your game isn't would you rather...it is would you for this much?
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 5:18 AM
no my game is would you rather!
would you rather do this blah blah blah or no...
it's my game and i cane name it what i want!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 5:44 AM
NO, you can't. Would you rather have sex with ____ or ____? THAT is would you rather. NOT would you cut off your balls for 4 billion dollars...that is asking how much your balls are worth. You are WRONG>WRONG>WRONG and I will not stop until you see that.
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 5:58 AM
I don't know what you are fighting with me about. It's my website and I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 6:03 AM
Nope...
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 6:17 AM
Gregg's got a point, it is his website... and even though all us rational people know how ridiculously wrong he always is, its better to just let him go.
Posted by kevin | November 16, 2006 7:16 AM
dirty: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
kevin: first its the married moms, my exgf and my current girlfriend making fun of me..now it's my beloved cousin kevin doing it too!!! I'm deeply hurt. THe wounds are deep and plentyful!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 7:22 AM
Dude, you are such an amateur. We married women have been there, done that.
Would I get teabagged for serious cash? Honey, I do it every night for free. Reading your post just made me realize that I've been stupid not to request compensation after all this time.
As for cutting off parts and mutilating myself, hell... you should see "Blood Sports Night" in the QofD household.
Posted by Anonymous | November 16, 2006 8:06 AM
Dear Kevin...
I can't stand to let people who are wrong even think that they are right...regardless if this is Gregg's site or not, he is wrong.
xoxo
dirty
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 8:18 AM
dirty: you do know kevin is only 13 years old. you shouldn't be sending virtual kisses to an underage peep!
qofd: i'm strangely aroused at the thought of you having a boston tea party everynight!
i need video of your blood bath night at home!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 8:23 AM
I'm 13 Gregg.
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 8:26 AM
Dirty: that kind of doesnt surprise me. It makes sense...is that why you want to be RSM?
gso = always right
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 8:31 AM
Gregg wans to be RSM...that is why you try to go by GSO...DUH.
Dirty=always right.
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 8:38 AM
i've been using gso since before I knew about RSM..check my archives sweetie :)
as for you stealing my line "= always right" thats just plain uninventive..just try again...please?!?!?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 8:43 AM
You just want a high comment volume here...dirty=Mrs. know it all
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 8:47 AM
dirty: see that's much better!
and you are right that i want a high commentrate! it makes me look more important than i am!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 9:07 AM
Again...I am always right...
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 9:20 AM
I don't like those questions too much because, like I've said before, I'm a LADY and ladies don't think or talk about that kind of stuff. Million's of dollars for being a LADY = Priceless.
Posted by Anonymous | November 16, 2006 10:32 AM
Erica you are about as much a lady as I am...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 10:41 AM
Well then she is prett fancy then isn't she Gregg...
Posted by dirty | November 16, 2006 10:47 AM
I've got to start waking up earlier cause all the good comments happen in the morning
Posted by Julianne B | November 16, 2006 11:28 AM
True - you may actually be more of a lady than I...
Posted by Anonymous | November 16, 2006 11:36 AM
dirty: I'm a proper lady!
julianne: there's some good comments in the afternoon as well. I'm funny all day long!
erica: i'm more of a man than you too!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 12:29 PM
Do you have a tool box?? I think not. I even have an electric drill/screwdriver. I love being a lady/man.
Posted by Anonymous | November 16, 2006 1:05 PM
I have a guitar, an xbox 360 & an HDTV!
so hah!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 16, 2006 1:12 PM
As soon as I figure out what tea bagging is, I'll leave a comment.
Money for morals? Are we *suppose* to have morals? No one sent me that memo.
Posted by barista grazioso | November 17, 2006 9:01 AM
tea bagging i when a guy dips his testicles in someones face like a tea bag...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 9:06 AM
Ohhhh...gotcha.
That's something I most definitely don't need to worry about. :D
Posted by barista grazioso | November 17, 2006 9:59 AM
how come you don't nee to worry about that? are you a millionaire or a lezzie?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 10:18 AM
Because I have a vagina. I don't have a pair of balls to stick in another mans face. And I'm most definitely NOT a lesbo *shudder*. Gimme a hard one and I'm a happy girl.
Posted by barista grazioso | November 17, 2006 11:24 AM
soft ones are safer!
do you have a more active blog or flickr acct?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | November 17, 2006 12:03 PM
LOL. Good point, but don't like the point you're giving. :)
Hm. I need to change some things around. My blog is at www.pinkcosmopolitan.com
Now how in the hell do I fix *that* lil' problem.
Posted by barista grazioso | November 17, 2006 3:04 PM