What Would You Do For A Pearl Necklace?
Nooooooooo, I'm not talking about the kind of pearl necklaces that women get in adult films even though that kind of pearl necklace is near and dear to my neck I mean heart as well. I'm talking about the freaking pearl necklace that I got from the Ellen Show that didn't sell on Ebay. Sure I overpriced it originally when I listed by over $700 extra. So I relisted it for only $100 and it still didn't sell! Doesn't anyone like pearl necklaces anymore besides 60 year old women and porn stars?!?!?The necklace is from PearlParadise.com and here is a description of the necklace. So ladies and gents my question to you is what will you do to earn this pearl necklace? You can send me something via mail, email or just do something crazy as a kind of trade. No one will buy this necklace so I want to do something cool and give you a "pearl necklace".
I'll mail you necklace and pay for the shipping charges!
So come on what will you do for my pearl necklace? Do something fucking crazy!!!
gso
For a pearl necklace from Gregg, I would.... make a porn video with someone you know and let you watch it and write a blog about it.
Deal?
Love,
santa mo
Posted by dc1904 | December 11, 2006 9:47 PM
I'd love to have the necklace... I Love pearls.. I gave all my bridesmaids pearl necklaces for my wedding... But i'm a married woman with a kid living in Alberta Canada.. my idea of excitment is when the garbage truck shows up before noon...
Posted by Julianne B | December 11, 2006 11:20 PM
If you are just going to give it away you should give it to Emily. Even if she doesn't wear it. Damn bitch!!
Oh - and I tagged you. Done!!!
Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2006 12:26 AM
I will do something crazy! Give me an assignment.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 4:58 AM
Captain: who's the other person????
julianne: hmm work on what you will do for the necklace i dont think i want to watch a video of you waiting for the dump truck :)
erica: she HATE pearls..she only likes "pearl necklaces" :P
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 5:10 AM
I like pearls...
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 5:32 AM
dirty: you can either send me $200 or send em an awesome present..you pick or something else?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 5:36 AM
$200? Are you crazy? I had to fork out $300 for that stupid Fur Real Pony for my daughter.
Post an Amazon wishlist.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 5:52 AM
what about a gift certificate card?!?!? to gap?
well lets wait though and see what the best offer i get is...ok? :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 6:09 AM
You should just give it to me...you know you want to.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 6:30 AM
haha you'd love for me to give you a "pearl necklace"
ewwwww haha
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 6:36 AM
Sicko! I'm supposed to be your "Mom".
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 6:42 AM
dirty: oh ya thats right.."cyber mom" haha than double ewwww with what i said haha
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 6:48 AM
Shouldn't you give your cyber mom a Christmas gift?
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 6:50 AM
You get a pearl necklace if you have the best offer :)
or an autographed headshot of me
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 6:59 AM
How about $20?
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 7:21 AM
you're so cheap ..come on up it!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 7:27 AM
I have 3 kids...buying gifts for them ran me $2100
Of course I am cheap.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 7:30 AM
I will link you over and over and over and over.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 7:37 AM
whats an extra $200 ON TOP OP $2100?!??! it's like a few pennies
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 7:53 AM
Well, we have to eat Gregg...DUH.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 7:58 AM
get food stamps so you can eat...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 8:00 AM
Sure...you always have a solution for the problem.
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 8:05 AM
Sunscreen! I'm certain you will enjoy a jug of that stuff...
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 8:13 AM
I'm holding off negotatians with you until I get some more offers :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 8:23 AM
You suck!
Posted by dirty | December 12, 2006 8:30 AM
Have you thought about contacting a charity and offering to give the necklace to them? Most charities hold silent auctions at some point during they year and could probably use it.
Yeah, I know. I suck at this stuff.
I'd do the chicken dance for you, but I would do that even if you weren't giving me a necklace.
Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2006 9:02 AM
Just drape it over your Wii...
Posted by kevin | December 12, 2006 9:07 AM
You should be a do-gooder and give it to a charity. I would be very impressed if you did that. It might make you feel all warm inside too.
Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2006 9:34 AM
qofd: send me a video of you doing the chicken dance so i can post it on my website please
kevin: hmmm my Wii is male and if he wore the pearls that might infer that he is a homosexual.
erica: i'll donate him to the charity of greggoconnell.com
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 9:46 AM
Gregory,
Not sure, but she can't be fugly.
Got anyone in mind? HAHA...
Santa Mo (aka captain mo)
Posted by dc1904 | December 12, 2006 11:01 AM
I'll send you a video of Jason doing some really cool junps on his quad!!! will that out me in the running
Posted by Julianne B | December 12, 2006 2:47 PM
You name it...maybe I'll do it.
Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2006 5:42 PM
I want to know what your ideal trade would be? Name something besides money that would seal the deal.
Posted by jryli | December 12, 2006 7:11 PM
captain: hmm she must be asian cause you got yellow fever...hmm leslie?
julianne: thats going to cut the cheese...keep trying
jryli: what about a gift card to Gap?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 12, 2006 7:55 PM
Boring!!! Instead of saying Do something crazy, you should have said, yuppy gift cards and we'll talk!
Posted by jryli | December 12, 2006 8:35 PM
You like Gap that much?
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 4:43 AM
it's not that I love Gap that much I just need to get some clothes....I like Macy's as well :)
jryil: yuppy gift cards!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 5:41 AM
Just give me the necklace already...
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:00 AM
ok want a gift card to either
Simon Malls
Gap
Macy's
how much are you willing to give?
Today is the last day I'm trading so make your offers today!!!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 7:05 AM
What if I just paypal you $40...or I buy you a game for your Wii?
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:08 AM
You should give it to your mother...what a great gift that would be for her.
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:10 AM
$40 ain't enough..
I'm looking for at least $100 :)
..if no one trades with me it goes to mommy
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 7:15 AM
I think you should give it to your mommy anyways. Or Erica...she seems nice.
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:17 AM
i already got erica xmas present..
i think you should mail me a $100 gift card!
come on be a sport
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 7:21 AM
I would...I'm running low on cash. Pay-day is Friday.
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:23 AM
i can wait til friday :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 7:28 AM
We'll see...
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:39 AM
I'm going shopping today. My oldest kid turned 8.
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:39 AM
coool just pick up my gift card and when you get back ill email you my mailing address and you do the same :)
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 7:44 AM
We'll see...it depends on my bank book after kiddo shopping. I'll let you know in the morning. I won't be online anymore today.
Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2006 7:46 AM
Gregorian,
No they don't have to be asian. Leslie is def. a NO! She's my friend but also her bf is Seth's buddy.
Santa Mo
Posted by dc1904 | December 13, 2006 8:58 AM
is she in account transfers?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 13, 2006 12:09 PM
Your a dummy. You suggested her and then you ask me where she works???
HELLOO?
Posted by dc1904 | December 14, 2006 11:55 AM
i meant what dept does she work in
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 14, 2006 1:36 PM
UR still a dummy. I told you you could choose. You know where leslie works and i said no for her...
Roll out on sat. hoe
Posted by dc1904 | December 15, 2006 2:56 PM
captain: hmm i dunno...is that girl from my department that used to always talk to you?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | December 15, 2006 3:36 PM