Walmart vs. Target: Drunken Guy Thoughts (Drunk Hotline)

I've seen a few drunk guys and girls in my life. My least favorite drunks are aggressive guys and girl that start to cry uncontrollably. This drunk guy who voices his opinion on why Walmart is going to kill Target is coherent, intelligent & wee bit over confident I dare say.
So the next time you're drunk call 619-377-0593 and leave me a message!

WOW!!! That is all I have to say. WOW!!!
Posted by cram | January 20, 2007 12:53 PM
i like being the only one calls you
Posted by punky | January 20, 2007 1:10 PM
This is some good stuff right here.
Posted by Amy | January 20, 2007 1:18 PM
That's awesome. A drunk hotline is the best idea. I will soon be calling it too. And putting it to video is key.
Posted by Erica AP | January 20, 2007 4:51 PM
Cram: you're a superstar drunk :)
punky: you've pbviously got competition
Amy: high five!
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | January 20, 2007 5:42 PM
erica: haha do it program the # in your cell phone
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | January 20, 2007 5:43 PM
I'm getting drunk right now...
Posted by dirty | January 20, 2007 7:16 PM
I don't know who's the bigger blog whore: you or Travis.
It's a toss-up.
Posted by QofD | January 21, 2007 8:46 AM
QofD - I would have to say Gregg because I actually know him and he's an attention whore. Whether it be on the internet or in person. But then again Travis does like to talk about genitalia a lot. BUT, does he take pictures of his with a Wii covering it? Close call.
Posted by Erica AP | January 21, 2007 10:02 AM
how am i a blog whore?
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | January 21, 2007 2:58 PM
Erica, you have an excellent point there. Plus, Travis's job (am I allowed to say what his job is on the internet? Probably not. I don't think he likes people knowing he's in the air force) prevents him from getting overly explicit about whoring and such.
I suppose I should be happy he re-upped or else he may have snuck over to my house and slapped howtokillpeople.com bumper stickers all over my car.
Plus, in addition to what you said, Gregg whores out those Ewan McGregor eyes. Bastard!
Posted by Queen of Dysfunction | January 22, 2007 6:18 AM
you girls do know that it's extremely hard being so popular on the internet right? I live with agony of fame everyday...
Posted by Gregg O'Connell | January 22, 2007 6:20 AM